I am sure you are wondering why I am a "Big Freak". After all, I do seem to have a lead a somewhat normal life. Right?? While I do not live where UFOs abduct people I did grow up in South Carolina and I graduated high school from Spring Valley in 1991. It was during this time that I started coming up with some disturbing catch phases. Sometimes I wonder how if I did have way too much time on my hands. I guess I did. My personal battle cry of "Dirt" is a good example of my own unique freakyness. I had just finished working outside and was in a very silly mood when I went to take a shower. I then noticed that I and my cloths were covered in dirt. I then exclaimed "DIRT". There seemed to be a strange sort of power associate with the word, so I exclaimed it again, only this time louder. I was right, there WAS a power in this word, the power to be weird! I decided to spring this phrase, the first of many, on my friends at our next Star Trek RPG session. I made a music background tape for the game and secretly placed a surprise message at the end. Once the tape reached the end, everyone was too lazy to change it, and suddenly the words "DIRT, DIRT, I LIKE DIRT, DIRT IS GOOD, DIRT" echoed at full volume throughout the house. Later my group of friends started using the power word "Dirt" and thus a legend was born. After high school I went to collage for a year and majored in statistics. I found it to involve more socializing than I cared for, but it gave me new opportunities to be freaky with a much more varied audience. I eventually meet a woman who would put up with my weird and freaky ways and we got married!. I still have contact with the people I met there and spend some time participating in a few of the clubs that are on campus such as Round Table Gaming Society.  For a time I ran a small gaming shop and eventually got tired of doing the con circuit. I still pop up at conventions helping out in the dealer's room or running a game or two. After 8 years playing house husband I decided to get a part time job and went to work in a call center that makes reservations for a national casino chain. The job has been lots of fun and I enjoy the time out of the house, plus I get to be freaky around normal people! Recently I have become a partner in a game company, Arachnid Press, and will soon start publishing RPG Books! Once I was asked by a co-worker what I did that made me such a freak and I could not honestly explain it in words to her, so I asked my friends to help me out and submit to me a list of things that I do that they consider "freaky". Here is that ever expanding list!

Reason's Sean is Freaky
Submitted by Dave and Martin

1. You are obsessed with 2 things that don't go together: Dirt and Cleaning. Dirt, by it's nature, hates cleanliness. Cleaning kills Dirt. It's a conundrum! And you are the ONLY person outside the military that cleans the cleaning supplies. Forget anal, that borders on intestinal!

2. He enjoys making poo jokes way too much (Granted this author is just as guilty about making poo jokes, but the author's freakiness is not being evaluated).

3. One word: Shoe-a-pult

4. You must poke all your friends with sticks. (I have yet to see that happen, but the notion is just damn weird.)

5. You are an admitted BDSM and leather freak. And you still won't admit that those were leather pants......

6. You like Sailor Moon and any anime that follows that magical girl concept. For a grown man, that is odd.

7. You are the only one I know who opens boxes with a Katana who isn't in a magical act.

8. You have a blue fuzzy robe with a smiley face on it. Nuff said.

9. You buy DVDs like there is no tomorrow. You haven't even watched half (or more!) of the DVDs you have bought in the last month! Are you starting a country who's currency is based on the DVD???

10. This midget thing...... You scare your children with a story about midgets..... And it is never the same story twice.

11. Food products are to be eaten! Not stuck to walls!

12. And speaking of food..... Tangwitches?? Toothpaste sandwiches?? And I participated in that!

13. The sounds of Sean being naked. 'Nuff said.

14. You own Young Guns, Tank, Red Dawn, and FLASH GORDON!! ON DVD!!!!

15.You think tentacle hentai is "interesting"........

16. I think you were the only one that liked Surge...... You horde that stuff like a squirrel with an almond fetish!

17. He eats candy that's so old, the local Department of Health would classify that candy as 'toxic'.

18. His fascination with dirt is uncanny. He has an actual jar with 'clean 100% dirt'. What it may be is up to the imagination.

19. He notices things that the average person wouldn't, nor would really care. (e.g. white lines showing up on the top edge of the picture of his dvds)

20. He dubbed his two children 'boy' and 'girl'.

21. He calls his mini-van 'The Battle Van'.

22. He doesn't like bananas (Who doesn't like bananas?)

23. He fires ILBTs (Intra-Living room-Ballistic-Things) with his shoe-a-pult.

24. One time along with others he hid an egg in someone's apartment and checked up on it for weeks before it disappeared.

25. If you bring a backpack or bag over to his home and leave it to close to him, mysterious notes will appear inside with such insightful phrases as 'Booya!' or 'Dirt is good.'

26. He makes bizarre noises in the shower (this may not be exclusive to him, since this author has lived in a college dorm and has seen and heard weird things in
the bathroom).

27. He works on miniatures at work, and when people ask him what he's doing he exclaims he's working on his space armada.

29. He is considering a domain name of big-freaky-sean.com.

30. He is asking me to write up on his freakiness.

31. He had to buy his pants back at an auction once (though it wasn't his fault).

32. He almost worships Sailor Moon.